Privacy Preservers Gifts

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Hello from the shed.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."

The Cashless Society is Here

Hope and ______

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

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