Privacy Protector Gifts

"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."

"First I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used to assist you."

'Do you mind? It's private.'

Your privacy is important to us...

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"So it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

Web (In)Security

Data mine - Gold mine.

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Internet is a window on the world.

"Mom, am I old enough to share something on social media that I'll end up regretting for the rest of my life?"

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

Watching You.

"Change it to, 'not guilty by reason of personal health issues.' Mentioning insanity violates my right to privacy."

'I can remember when you could go out without having to worry!'

"Just go ahead and enter your email for us."

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'

"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."

Privacy Conference Security

"So, you've got me on some naughty or nice list, you see me when I'm sleeping, you know when I'm awake...that's a serious invasion of privacy and you'll be hearing from my lawyer!"

'If you're concerned about privacy issues, put on some pants and close the windows.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'