Password Protectors Gifts

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'What's the pass-word?'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"If you need a password, you can use one of my pets' names. I've got plenty."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Statue of Security

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."