Privacy Protectors Gifts

'These drug tests, they're be absolutely confidential, right? I don't want any rumors spread about me.'

"Is it a good sign when they band your leg?"

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"What are you hiding, WIlliams?"

To help enforce the new medical privacy laws, the pharmacists have been equipped with Tasers.

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Censorship.

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

The Death of Your Privacy.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Bumper box of condoms at checkout.

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

The Daily Planet: The Newspaper that listen to you.

Just Married - Disturb At Your Peril!

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Statue of Security