Privacy Protectors Pillows

'These drug tests, they're be absolutely confidential, right? I don't want any rumors spread about me.'

"Is it a good sign when they band your leg?"

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Censorship.

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

The Death of Your Privacy.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Bumper box of condoms at checkout.

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

The Daily Planet: The Newspaper that listen to you.

Just Married - Disturb At Your Peril!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."