Password Protector Pillows

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"I worry less about identity theft since changing my name to something containing 8-12 characters, including upper and lowercase letters and a symbol."

"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"

'Hey, I clicked the 'Remember Me' box...and you don't?'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Remembering passwords.

'We'll never guess her password.'

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

Correct Password, but Lousy Haircut, Tasteless Shirt & Halitosis - ACCESS DENIED!

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"He's not the elephant in the room. He's the elephant that never forgets all the computer passwords."

'Halt! User name and password.'

Twelve-step verification

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wi-fi password!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Would you like some usernames with your passwords, or do you prefer them plain?"

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Will Work For Passwords

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

Unauthorised Access

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."

"I've hidden my password where it will never be seen. On the second page of a Google search."

"I see Sarah finally remembered her password, then. . ."

"I've just opened a bank account and linked it to my screen saver."

"I notice you often leave your password stuck on your computer with a sticky-note, Bob. Isn't that sort of risky?"

"How come you use his name as your password and not mine?"

"Today I have that strong feeling of confidence that only comes when you've figured out a really strong password!"

"We give up. What is your log-on password?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'The first thing this joint needs is a password. It's gotta be at least 8 characters long, and contain a combination of upper-case letters, lower-case letters, and numbers. Any suggestions?'