Password Pro Pillows

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"Sometimes I regret using his name as my password - every time I forget it, I have to call him something new."

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

I'm the guy from online security...I'm terrible with faces but never forget a mother's maiden name.

"Gee, that's too bad, me, I never forget a password..."

"I think I've reached that awkward age where I've forgotten more passwords than I remember."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"No pets? Really? How do you come up with passwords?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."