Privacy Defender Gifts

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"Oh, can't complain."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

"It's nothing really serious. I just wandered a little too close to the harsh light of intense public scrutiny."

'Hey, get out of my space!'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"It's O.K., I'm with the government."

Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day.

"According to the surveillance video you took the last of the coffee."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

The world of surveillance.

Facebook Privacy

The Cashless Society is Here

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."

Angela Merkel: "I have a dream."

Armored to the press

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

A Semi-Private Person

NSA caught in the cookie jar.

"Some say filling out the census form puts your privacy in jeopardy. So I answered everything in the form of a question."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"Sssh. . . it's listening. . ."

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

USA 2030

Hackers on Facebook

Hilda Dinkerbonker takes on the issue of NSA domestic spying...

Super injunction.

Google vous cherche!

In-Laws Christmas

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You