Privacy Protector T-Shirts

"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."

"First I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used to assist you."

'Do you mind? It's private.'

Your privacy is important to us...

The Government is now following you...

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"So it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

Web (In)Security

Data mine - Gold mine.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

Internet is a window on the world.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Mom, am I old enough to share something on social media that I'll end up regretting for the rest of my life?"

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'

Privacy Conference Security

"I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started."

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

"Just go ahead and enter your email for us."

"Change it to, 'not guilty by reason of personal health issues.' Mentioning insanity violates my right to privacy."

Watching You.

'I can remember when you could go out without having to worry!'

After the introductin of Google street view Ed becomes the first casualty of Google Tonsils.

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

"So, you've got me on some naughty or nice list, you see me when I'm sleeping, you know when I'm awake...that's a serious invasion of privacy and you'll be hearing from my lawyer!"