Privacy Guardian Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who values privacy and discretion? Our special collection celebrates the privacy guardians – those who keep secrets and protect confidences with humor and style. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their discreet but fun nature, making their day brighter and their personality shine.

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Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.'

Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.' mockup

Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.'

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'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.' mockup

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

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'But what about the 4th Amendment?' mockup

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

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'They claim to be taking a census, but I'm sure they're from the Ministry of the Ulterior!'

'They claim to be taking a census, but I'm sure they're from the Ministry of the Ulterior!' mockup

'They claim to be taking a census, but I'm sure they're from the Ministry of the Ulterior!'

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"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter." mockup

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now." mockup

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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"I love you too, big guy."

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Cats on Board.

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..." mockup

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

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Privacy Conference Security

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"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...." mockup

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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'More government surveillance!'

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'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...' mockup

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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Privacy - Surveillance

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Fish want out of polluted river.

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?" mockup

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Statue of Security

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"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand." mockup

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother mockup

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise." mockup

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

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'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.' mockup

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

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"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence." mockup

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?' mockup

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week." mockup

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

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"I've entered your PIN for you. " mockup

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

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Information about information about information about information.

Information about information about information about information. mockup

Information about information about information about information.

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Privacy Guardian Gifts Collection

Privacy Guardian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor privacy guardians with witty and heartfelt designs. Find the perfect mug to make them laugh and feel appreciated.

Privacy Guardian Pillows

Check out pillows designed for privacy guardians—comfy, clever, and perfect for any space they want to personalize and humorously acknowledge their trustworthiness.

Privacy Guardian Prints

Browse our prints featuring privacy guardians, ideal for framing as a tribute to their secret-keeping talents and their sense of humor.

Privacy Guardian T-Shirts

Looking for t-shirts that celebrate privacy guardians with humor and style? Discover fun and meaningful designs that suit their discreet but fun personality.