Internet Guardians Gifts

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids

The Jeopardy of Progress

Lynching on social media

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Computer Virus

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

Forest Management

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Save the tree.

Computer password.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"It's your turn, kid."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

Cyber Sexual Harassment