"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
Internet Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift for your internet guardian? Whether they're the first to reply to tech crises or keep online worlds safe, our range offers witty and charming products that capture their essential role in our digital lives. From mugs to t-shirts, find something to honor their tech-savvy spirit and playful personality.
A man panic from concerns about hacking.
Wikileaks and the Credit Cards
It's the new internet copyright security program.
'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'
To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.
Cyber terrorist
Hate Platforms
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
Twitter censorship
"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."
It appears to be some sort of computer virus.
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
Things that go beep in the night.
"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"
Computer Crimes
"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."
Facelook
"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.
"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"
The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"
'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'
'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'
'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'
Information Security
"I think Baxter needs a break."
"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."
'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'
"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."
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