Urban Guardian Gifts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Smokey The Tree"

Just Stop Boil

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Earth stove

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

There is No Planet C

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Toys and environmental pollution

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."