Boston Marathon: The First Responders.
Urban Protector Gifts
Celebrate the spirit of city defenders with our unique range of products dedicated to your urban protector. Whether they're a safety officer, community volunteer, or simply someone who looks out for their city, our collection offers thoughtful, witty, and artistic items that honor their everyday bravery. Perfect for someone who takes pride in their urban environment and wants to show it off with a bit of humor and style.
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Environmentalist
"I love you too, big guy."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Trump leaving
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"Smokey The Tree"
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
"I brought cocoa."
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
Global Warming Coming Soon!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Igloo for birds.
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
"Would it kill you to compost?"
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"These latest surveys are very reassuring."
"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."
"That's an everblue."
'Thar she blows!'
Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.
Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.
Urban Protector Gifts Collection
Urban Protector Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that honor urban protectors with witty and meaningful designs sure to brighten their mornings.
Urban Protector Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate urban protectors. A great gift to add a personal touch to their living space.
Urban Protector Prints
Check out our artistic prints that pay tribute to city defenders. A thoughtful way to decorate their space with pride.
Urban Protector T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts dedicated to city heroes. Perfect for urban protectors who want to wear their pride and sense of humor.