Neighborhood Protector Gifts

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Suspicious Person Ban.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Planner at work.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

Robinia Floribunda

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

Neighborhood hygiene

Cycle Lane

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."