Neighbourhood Protector Gifts

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

Suspicious Person Ban.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Noah the neighbor

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

The First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.

Matched pair

Passive smoking...

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

Beware Of The Dog Owner

'There goes the neigborhood.'