Neighbourhood Protector Gifts

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Planner at work.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Suspicious Person Ban.

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Noah the neighbor

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

Matched pair

The First Trans-SoHo Snow Brigade Links Up at Spring Street near West Broadway.

Passive smoking...

Beware Of The Dog Owner

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.