Neighborhood Defenders Gifts

"We need to convince the planners that there is a bird colony here."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Cycle Lane

Suspicious Person Ban.

Neighborhood hygiene

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Noah the neighbor

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Matched pair