Neighborhood Vigilante Gifts

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Beware of God"

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Suspicious Person Ban.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'