Neighborhood Vigilante T-Shirts

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Beware of God"

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Suspicious Person Ban.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'