Neighborhood Vigilance T-Shirts

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Suspicious Person Ban.

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'