Neighborhood Guardian T-Shirts

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

Today on Ask Sadie, I'll be addressing one single question: Why do so many people who have not business raising kids, have kids? Why on earth would you bring a child into this world if you're not going to take the time to teach it not to trample it's neighbor's begonias? You're just asking for the child to be glued to your front door by its pants. Tomorrow on Ask Sadie: I'll be addressing how to properly ignore a court summons.

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

'Mr and Mrs Phelpott-Bilbs from the Neighbourhood Watch Patrol!'

Kennel security

Police Chief: 'Reclaim the streets.'

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

Luxury apartments coming soon

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"