Neighborhood Guardian Mugs

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

'Mr and Mrs Phelpott-Bilbs from the Neighbourhood Watch Patrol!'

Kennel security

Police Chief: 'Reclaim the streets.'

Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program

Luxury apartments coming soon

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Suspicious Person Ban.

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'