Neighborhood Peacekeepers Mugs

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Aleppo vs. Russia

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"We never fight anymore."

Thank you for not droning on about the English