Neighborhood Peacekeepers Gifts

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Home Sweet Home

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

The Arab Autumn

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Aleppo vs. Russia

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Planner at work.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"We never fight anymore."

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'

Thank you for not droning on about the English