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Neighborhood Guardian Gifts
Looking for a unique way to recognize the people who keep your neighborhood safe and friendly? Our collection for neighborhood guardians offers witty, thoughtful products that show appreciation for those who look out for everyone. Whether they’re the watchful neighbor, the friendly street hero, or the community’s protector, find the perfect gift to celebrate their dedication. From mugs to prints, surprise your neighborhood guardian with a memorable token of gratitude.
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'
'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'
"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."
Rose Bowl Lawsuit
Today on Ask Sadie, I'll be addressing one single question: Why do so many people who have not business raising kids, have kids? Why on earth would you bring a child into this world if you're not going to take the time to teach it not to trample it's neighbor's begonias? You're just asking for the child to be glued to your front door by its pants. Tomorrow on Ask Sadie: I'll be addressing how to properly ignore a court summons.
"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."
'Mr and Mrs Phelpott-Bilbs from the Neighbourhood Watch Patrol!'
Kennel security
Police Chief: 'Reclaim the streets.'
Neighborhood Squirrel Watch Program
Luxury apartments coming soon
"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"
"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."
Dog says hi to a cat.
"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
Suburban street.
'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'
"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."
'Phase Two : More of the same'
'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'
Robinia Floribunda
'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'
'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'
"Good defenses make good neighbors."
"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."
Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.
"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."
'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'
"What's he doing now?"
Neighborhood Guardian Gifts Collection
Neighborhood Guardian Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that honor neighborhood guardians—perfect for starting the day with a smile and a reminder of their important role.
Neighborhood Guardian Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that feature fun and heartfelt designs for neighborhood guardians—perfect for adding warmth to their home.
Neighborhood Guardian Prints
Browse our vibrant prints dedicated to neighborhood guardians—ideal for decorating their space with community pride.
Neighborhood Guardian T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts celebrating neighborhood guardians—great for those who take pride in their community and their role as protector.