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"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

New Jersey Crime Watch.

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."