Backyard Vigilante T-Shirts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"Beware of God"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Computer Crimes

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.