Backyard Vigilante Mugs

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"Beware of God"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

Computer Crimes

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

Black Death plague was caused by human fleas and body lice, not rats, study says.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'