Garden Vigilante Mugs

"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Beware of God"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7