Garden Vigilante Pillows

"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Bumble Bee

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Beware of God"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

In paradise

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"These hostas are out of control!"