Germ Vigilante Pillows

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Beware of God"

"Relax. They're just crows."

You can relax now.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

This might take a while

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Guns won't help

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

Trick or Treatment.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"What happened to what cat?"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

Keep out - Covid-19

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."