Germ Guard Pillows

Contagious Diseases.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

This might take a while

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Dentist Training School.

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Ready or not, here I come!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Now get out."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"