Germ Guard Pillows

Contagious Diseases.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Bumble Bee

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Hand sanitizer

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

This might take a while

Dentist Training School.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Did you wash your hands?"