Germ Control Pillows

Surgeon pushing cleaning lady out of operating room.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'Gesundheit.'

COVID 19

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

This might take a while

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Now get out."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"This feels so familiar."

Trick or Treatment.

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Medicine.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Ebola Clinic

Contagious Diseases.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'M.R.S.A'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Germ Home

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Now wash your hands.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."