Germ Avoider Pillows

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'Gesundheit.'

COVID 19

The new global mantra flag for the future

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

This might take a while

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

Trick or Treatment.

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Medicine.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

Germ Home

Now wash your hands.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."