Germ Prevention Pillows

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Quick, shut the door! The Flu!'

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"I ordered a lot of disinfecting wipes for our phone, keyboard, neighbors, kids..."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'Gesundheit.'

COVID 19

The new global mantra flag for the future

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

This might take a while

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Chasing Covid Variants

"Now get out."

"This feels so familiar."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Trick or Treatment.

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

Ward Cleaning.

Germ Home

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Now wash your hands.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'