Germ Averse Pillows

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Aways the victim."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."