Germ Conscientious Pillows

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'Gesundheit.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

This might take a while

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

Trick or Treatment.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

"Tag - you have measles!"

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

Covid Games

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Greetings. I've been drafted into the antibodies.

"What have you been up to lately?"

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"....But....flu season's over."

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'

"Needs more Purell."

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.