Germ Conscientious Mugs

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'

'Gesundheit.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

This might take a while

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Trick or Treatment.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

"Tag - you have measles!"

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Covid Games

"What have you been up to lately?"

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

"Needs more Purell."

"....But....flu season's over."

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'