Germ Averse Mugs

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"The penicillin looks good."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Aways the victim."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

There was a nasty bug going around.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."