Germ-conscious Individual Pillows

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

'Gesundheit.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

Hand Sanitisers

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

Covid Games

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Employees must wash hands.

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

'Fortunately, the virus is dormant. Just be careful you don't wake it up.'

"Needs more Purell."

"....But....flu season's over."

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

"Well, it's worked out cheaper and safer, just to move in here!"

'Look...this place is a health hazard!'

The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.

The New Promiscuous

Meet the candidate...VOTE YOMP: 'Forgive me if I don't shake hands- germs, you know!'

"Good luck - watch out for the 20 second power douche tsunamis - and stay safe."

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"