Germ-conscious Individual Gifts

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

'Gesundheit.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

Covid Games

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

Hand Sanitisers

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Employees must wash hands.

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"....But....flu season's over."

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

'Good evening, ladies and germs.'

'Fortunately, the virus is dormant. Just be careful you don't wake it up.'

"Needs more Purell."

'Your prescription is ready. Please don't approach the counter. I'll toss it to you.'

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

"Well, it's worked out cheaper and safer, just to move in here!"

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his and he caught yours."

The New Promiscuous

'Look...this place is a health hazard!'

The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.

Meet the candidate...VOTE YOMP: 'Forgive me if I don't shake hands- germs, you know!'

"Good luck - watch out for the 20 second power douche tsunamis - and stay safe."

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing.