Germ-conscious Friend Gifts

"...I'd like my piece of cake removed before the birthday boy blows his germs all over it."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Gesundheit.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

'Looks like a virus.'

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"The Catch of the Day is the chef's cold."