Germ Lover Gifts

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

'Care to join us? We're starting an epidemic.'

Disease Management

Bubble gum leaves

Botany Baby!

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'