Germ Junkie Gifts

Infectious Diseases Lab. I don't care how you collected bugs as kids. We don't poke holes in the containers here.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Disease Management

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

Fast Food Menu Selections

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

The Return of the Germ

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Bacteria fame at last.