Germ Junkie Pillows

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Disease Management

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

Fast Food Menu Selections

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Return of the Germ

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'