Germ Geek Pillows

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Disease Management

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

"So your pc is full of the same type of messages?"

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

Rabies & Scabies

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'Right now it's about a tie.'

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

Heat and Food Poisoning

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Bird Torture.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'