Germ Geek Gifts

Looking for a gift for your germ geek friend or family member? Explore our witty and creative selection of products that celebrate their passion for microbes and microbiology. From funny mugs to quirky t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect way to make their germ-loving heart smile. These thoughtfully designed, humor-filled items are great for birthdays, celebrations, or just because—because sometimes, a little germ humor is just what you need to brighten your day.

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"Your right.. It is waving back at us." mockup

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

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'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.' mockup

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.' mockup

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

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Disease Management

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Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

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'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!' mockup

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

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"So your pc is full of the same type of messages?"

"So your pc is full of the same type of messages?" mockup

"So your pc is full of the same type of messages?"

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'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them' mockup

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

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"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine." mockup

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

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Rabies & Scabies

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'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.' mockup

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

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'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.' mockup

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

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'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.' mockup

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

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'Right now it's about a tie.'

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'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.' mockup

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

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Heat and Food Poisoning

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"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome." mockup

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

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Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.

Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel. mockup

Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

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Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol. mockup

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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Bird Torture.

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'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.' mockup

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope mockup

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.' mockup

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.." mockup

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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Gene Therapy

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"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew." mockup

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

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'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...' mockup

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.' mockup

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

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"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

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Protoplasm

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'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...' mockup

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

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Genetic Fingerprinting.

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Germ Geek Gifts Collection

Germ Geek Mugs

Looking for a fun mug for your germ geek? Discover our collection of microbiology-inspired designs on mugs that bring humor to everyday routines.

Germ Geek Pillows

Add microbial humor to your home decor with pillows featuring clever germ-inspired designs—great for any germ geek’s living space.

Germ Geek Prints

Decorate your walls with microbiology-inspired art prints—an ideal gift for germ enthusiasts who love their science with a side of humor.

Germ Geek T-Shirts

Find the perfect germ-themed t-shirt for the science enthusiast in your life. Our witty prints combine humor with microbiology for a standout piece.