Germaphobic Geek Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a germaphobic geek? Our collection blends humor and personality, celebrating their love for cleanliness and their nerdy charm. From fun mugs to witty prints, find something that resonates with their quirky obsession with germs and hygiene, while adding a touch of humor to their everyday routines.

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"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead." mockup

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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The new normal

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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Wash your hands

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"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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"The penicillin looks good."

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'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!' mockup

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours." mockup

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

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"Aways the victim."

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'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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There was a nasty bug going around. mockup

There was a nasty bug going around.

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"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter." mockup

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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Germaphobic Geek Gifts Collection

Germaphobic Geek Mugs

Explore our collection of germaphobic geek mugs and find the perfect humorous drinkware that reflects their quirky obsession with cleanliness.

Germaphobic Geek Pillows

Browse our amusing pillows designed for germaphobic geeks. Perfect for adding humor and comfort to their favorite cozy spots.

Germaphobic Geek Prints

Browse our witty prints celebrating germaphobic geeks. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and personality.

Germaphobic Geek T-Shirts

Discover funny t-shirts that showcase the germaphobic geek in all his glory. Comfortable and clever, these tees make a statement wherever they are worn.