Germaphobe Genius Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a germaphobe genius? Our collection combines wit, hygiene-conscious humor, and stylish design to celebrate their sharp mind and clean habits. Perfect for those who love clever, thoughtfully designed items that match their quirky sense of humor.

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The new normal

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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Wash your hands

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!' mockup

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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"Aways the victim."

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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There was a nasty bug going around. mockup

There was a nasty bug going around.

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"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..." mockup

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.' mockup

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet mockup

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

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Stay away from Pigs.

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Caveman bathroom

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'Well doctor, is it serious?'

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site." mockup

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

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"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Looks like you've got some competition." mockup

"Looks like you've got some competition."

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"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!" mockup

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

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'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!' mockup

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

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Germaphobe Genius Gifts Collection

Germaphobe Genius Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for germaphobe geniuses who love a witty, hygienic twist in their morning routine.

Germaphobe Genius Pillows

Discover pillows designed for germaphobe geniuses who want to bring humor and comfort into their living space.

Germaphobe Genius Prints

Browse our witty prints that celebrate hygiene and intelligence—great for decorating a space with a clever touch.

Germaphobe Genius T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase their clever, germ-conscious humor—ideal for casual wear and making a fun statement.