Germaphobe Genius Pillows

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Aways the victim."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Stay away from Pigs.

Caveman bathroom

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'